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Piranha shock for Marlow angler


AN ACE angler has revealed his surprise after coming face-to-face with a razor-toothed piranha he caught in the River Thames in Marlow.

Richard Salmon, 38, captured the ferocious freshwater fish during a routine fishing trip for chub by Marlow Bridge - the same angling spot he has used since childhood.

The three inch long tropical terror, which are usually found in South America and hunt in packs, is now the graphic artist's prized possession in his freezer.

Mr Salmon said: “I caught it about two weeks ago on a normal day, with the same rod, the same bait and in the same spot I've been fishing in all my life.

“A few hours in I got quite a bite, reeled it in and that was when I realised that it wasn't a native fish. I was surprised because I only normally catch carp or pike.

“It's only three-to-four inches long and, to an extent, I was a little wary and careful how I pulled it off the line but it could only get your finger in its mouth, not your hand.”

Mr Salmon's amazing catch was featured in The Sun on Monday – but not until after a full grilling by the newspaper's editor, who thought something fishy may have been going on following the release of scare-fest movie Piranha 3D.

He said: “It has been a fun week or so and the reaction from friends and people has been unbelievable. Everyone who saw me in the paper has been brilliant.

“But the funny thing is, after The Sun's reporter had spoken to me, the editor rang me back and said 'so your name is Salmon and you caught a piranha in the Thames in the same week of the release of Piranha 3D – are you winding me up?'

“I just laughed and reassured him - It wasn't my idea to go to the papers but my friends said I couldn't not tell anyone. It's not everyday you catch a piranha in the Thames.”

Mr Salmon is due on air for an interview with BBC Radio Berkshire today but says he is looking forward to “things going back to normal”.

He then plans to toss the ruthless river-dweller into the recycling bin. “It's not going on my wall or anything, I've got plenty of photos and memorabilia though”, he added.

Comments(24)

678 says...
4:38pm Fri 3 Sep 10

PUT IT ON EBAY MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

demoness says...
4:42pm Fri 3 Sep 10

Blimey - I hope it didn't have any friends or even left behind a pregnant Mrs Piranha.

J B Blackett says...
5:24pm Fri 3 Sep 10

Pull (out) the other one , Purrrrlease !
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I know nothing (well a little bit really) about fish but I do know the piranha is sociable and hunts in packs, would not survive a British winter naturally , not even in balmy (barmy ?) Marlow.
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Like a lot of things in S Bucks it would live a hunted exposed existence and would probably die a very lonely, despised ,socially deprived, ostracized creature.
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I know how it feels
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Mind you I've seen a lot of animals in Marlow with fiersome gnashers.

Paint_It_Red_77 says...
6:12pm Fri 3 Sep 10

I am not swimming in the Thames again!

LoggedOn says...
6:37pm Fri 3 Sep 10

This all sounds very fishy - its not april 1st is it???

OllieNewbury says...
7:40pm Fri 3 Sep 10

Pity he couldn't be interviewed by BBC Radio Buckinghamshire... Oops it doesn't exist!
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Marlow evidently must have a bridge over troubled waters.

demoness says...
8:18pm Fri 3 Sep 10

OllieNewbury wrote:
Pity he couldn't be interviewed by BBC Radio Buckinghamshire... Oops it doesn't exist!
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Marlow evidently must have a bridge over troubled waters.
3 counties is a good substitute - as is Mix 96. :)

Sarah R Smith says...
9:16pm Fri 3 Sep 10

What a gullible lot you are! Surely his surname alone was enough to make you suspicious!

Sarah R Smith says...
9:19pm Fri 3 Sep 10

Perhaps he needed a bit of excitement in his life!? I am always suspicious of adults who still live where they grew up!

AntiGrammarNazi says...
9:52pm Fri 3 Sep 10

Sarah R Smith wrote:
Perhaps he needed a bit of excitement in his life!? I am always suspicious of adults who still live where they grew up!
That has to be the most cretinous comment on here for a while.

Sarah R Smith says...
10:13pm Fri 3 Sep 10

AntiGrammarNazi wrote:
Sarah R Smith wrote:
Perhaps he needed a bit of excitement in his life!? I am always suspicious of adults who still live where they grew up!
That has to be the most cretinous comment on here for a while.
Mmmm...you must be a little intellectually challenged, to be anti Grammar schools! Did you or your children not get into any? Not terribly PC to use the word 'cretinous'! I trust you're not medically qualified, to be quite so insensitive! I take it that you perhaps also live where you grew up?

Plus ça change... says...
7:14am Sat 4 Sep 10

Was the back end of his fishing boat chomped off? Did the local sheriff do his best against the odds to warn the locals about the man-eater threatening the Marlow coastline?

Brilliant pic - put a lifesize version in the museum.

Eat your heart out, plastic hedge!!!

AntiGrammarNazi says...
7:57am Sat 4 Sep 10

L'd like to argue the point, however as my dear old Gran used to say "Never argue with an idiot. She’ll drag you down to her level, then beat you with experience."

With apologies to Mark Twain for the original quote.

demoness says...
8:46am Sat 4 Sep 10

Someone could have easily thrown it in the Thames from their fishtank or something ..

I believe him :)

jayradisson says...
8:59am Sat 4 Sep 10

Sarah R Smith, please validate your comments regarding your suspicion of adults still living where they grew up. I need further supporting evidence because at the moment I am simply drawn to the conclusion you grew up in a small village full of kiddie-fiddlers...?

The Judge says...
9:23am Sat 4 Sep 10

HAS NE NAMED THE FISH YET?
BLAIR SOUNDS A GOOD NAME.....
JUDGE

678 says...
10:01am Sat 4 Sep 10

demoness wrote:
Someone could have easily thrown it in the Thames from their fishtank or something .. I believe him :)
I agree!!! I used to live near a lake full of peoples ex-pet turtles

J B Blackett says...
1:22pm Sat 4 Sep 10

Plus ça change... wrote:
Was the back end of his fishing boat chomped off? Did the local sheriff do his best against the odds to warn the locals about the man-eater threatening the Marlow coastline?

Brilliant pic - put a lifesize version in the museum.

Eat your heart out, plastic hedge!!!
Plus ca change .. said:
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."Eat your heart out, plastic hedge!!!"
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Well I say : "A biryani-piranha in the hand is worth two in The 'Bush'". At least.
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That fish appears to be plastic so Mr Salmon has now created a fishing rod to beat his own back.
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I knew there was a catch in it somewhere.
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Regards to all genuine fisher folk

Milford12 says...
1:22pm Sat 4 Sep 10

I am suprised no one commented on his surname...and he is an angler. It must be an April Fool's story BFP?? lol all weekend

brachyura says...
2:54pm Sat 4 Sep 10

demoness wrote:
Someone could have easily thrown it in the Thames from their fishtank or something .. I believe him :)
I think you're right demoness, although it looks more like a "Silver Dollar" than a "Piranha".
~
http://www.aquarium-
fish-tips.com/silver
-dollar.html

Ewartwhatyoubulldoze says...
12:33pm Mon 6 Sep 10

Compleat fiction

acjy1985 says...
4:47pm Mon 6 Sep 10

Why was he fishing from Marlow Canoe Club's private land?

The DJ says...
3:20pm Wed 8 Sep 10

Ewartwhatyoubulldoze wrote:
Compleat fiction
Surely that should be "Complete Angler"

J B Blackett says...
9:46pm Wed 8 Sep 10

The DJ wrote:
Ewartwhatyoubulldoze wrote:
Compleat fiction
Surely that should be "Complete Angler"
Where's Mrs Dapoint from Marlow when she's needed ?


Richard Salmon with his catch Richard Salmon with his catch

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