Beware the Noodle beast (From Bucks Free Press)

Beware the Noodle beast

9:28am Friday 5th February 2010 in

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STAR-STRUCK reporter James ‘Noodle’ Nadal is at it again.

Noodle became famous in this column for getting pictured with celebs such as Parky, Tarrant, and Tim Brooke-Taylor.

But just when I thought he had the set, he went and arranged an interview at Wembley for the FA Cup draw with TV presenter Jim Rosenthal, of Cookham.

The most interesting thing to come out of this exercise was, however, that Noodle’s eyes mysteriously light up a strange shade of red whenever he goes before a camera at night.

Apparently, his red-eye is more pronounced than anyone else’s. He tells me it’s something to do with the pigmentation; I reckon it’s more because he’s been possessed by some kind of evil spirit.

After all, this obsession with being pictured with telly stars simply has to be the work of the devil.

Celebs beware – the Beezlebub of Bucks is after your soul.