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7:08pm Tuesday 20th December 2011
A few days ago yours truly paid a visit to my friend who spurred me on to write a blog last year on “How to dress your Christmas tree”.
This year their tree was much better, probably a seven out of ten, however their other decorations such as paper chains and bunting were a complete disgrace.
Naturally yours truly broached this delicate topic and spent few moments instructing my friend on how to hang their decorations after all dressing trees and hanging decorations are something that I consider myself knowledgeable in.
Even though nobody apart from myself is likely to see them I always spend time putting up paper chains at Bigun Hall indeed the decorations and tree make Christmas don't they?
The technical name for a modern tin foil paper chain is a “garland” rather than paper chain which refers to decorations made of crepe or tissue paper.
Thankfully every room in the Hall still has picture rails around the walls so its very easy to affix the decorations. Usually I decorate just the grey drawing room and the billiards room.
Don't forget to wipe the picture rail over with a damp cloth to remove any dust or dirt that may have built up over the year.
Next, starting by the door, push a small drawing pin into the top of the picture rail in the corner of the room so it is out of sight.
Then put a pin in at the opposite end of the picture rail followed by another in the middle. It always helps if you use a tape measure to find the dead centre after all there is nothing worse than lopsided decorations.
To get a good effect two garlands should be used on every wall.
Modern decorations are made of tin foil and have a little loop to hang over the drawing pin making the process of hanging them straight forward.
If the decorations hang too low then simply put another pin in the middle and hook the garland over it to reduce the depth of the loop.
In the middle of each wall there should be a centrepiece decoration such as large hanging bell, star or tree affixed to the middle drawing pin to attract attention to the centre of the room.
Here at the Hall I still use proper paper chains made of crepe paper dating back to the mid 1960's indeed I even have some from the 1940's. The holy grail of paper chains were manufactured by a company called “Paul Jones” another name to look out for is “Apex”.
Nowadays these decorations are extremely rare and highly valuable indeed you can expect to pay anything from twenty pounds upwards for a genuine “Paul Jones” paper chain from the 1960's.
Of course the old paper chains were highly combustible and the safety officer at the local fire station would probably have a fit knowing I was still using them.
This year I invested in some of these newfangled LED lights for my Christmas tree, the lights seemed so tiny so yours truly bought several boxes to make up the same wattage as my old lights, however I fear I have overdone it.
My seven foot tree has over a thousand LED lights on it and looks spectacular however the lights are so bright you can see them from outside through the curtains even when the curtains are drawn!
I hope you have found my guide to putting up paper chains useful, maybe you have some tips on hanging Christmas decorations that you would like to share with us?
What do you think?
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ivor
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7:37pm Tue 20 Dec 11
Edna_Welthorpe_
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7:38pm Tue 20 Dec 11
ivor
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7:40pm Tue 20 Dec 11
Mama36
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7:53pm Tue 20 Dec 11
Edna_Welthorpe_
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7:54pm Tue 20 Dec 11
ivor wrote:I thought that was generous!
Re the comments of Edna_Welthorpe_ at 7:38pm
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But I spent ages on this blog and all you give me is seven out of ten?
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I am shocked....
ivor
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7:57pm Tue 20 Dec 11
ivor
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7:57pm Tue 20 Dec 11
Mama36
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8:01pm Tue 20 Dec 11
ivor
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8:04pm Tue 20 Dec 11
Mama36
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8:10pm Tue 20 Dec 11
ivor
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8:13pm Tue 20 Dec 11
Mama36
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8:17pm Tue 20 Dec 11
ivor
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8:23pm Tue 20 Dec 11
gotanybiscuits?
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8:23pm Tue 20 Dec 11
ivor
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8:24pm Tue 20 Dec 11
Edna_Welthorpe_
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10:05pm Tue 20 Dec 11
ivor wrote:...does that include the baubles? I'm never sure whether to include those in the overall assessment. Some think them essential, others decoration and supplement to the main event.
Re the comments of gotanybiscuits? at 8:23pm
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Yes, everything is well hung at Bigun Hall....
ivor
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10:18pm Tue 20 Dec 11
gotanybiscuits?
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7:30am Wed 21 Dec 11
Boris1
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9:57am Wed 21 Dec 11
gotanybiscuits? wrote:wasn't that Howard Jones?
I'm impressed that Paul Jones had an earlier career, making Paper Chains! It probably didn't pay as well as being a rock star, or radio presenter.
Boris1
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10:02am Wed 21 Dec 11
Boris1
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10:05am Wed 21 Dec 11
The Nomad
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11:45am Wed 21 Dec 11
gotanybiscuits?
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1:12pm Wed 21 Dec 11
The Nomad wrote:hmmmm.
With all those illuminations this is the best example of the lights are on but there's no-one home!
ivor
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2:23pm Wed 21 Dec 11
ivor
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2:23pm Wed 21 Dec 11
ivor
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2:23pm Wed 21 Dec 11
ivor
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2:24pm Wed 21 Dec 11
ivor
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2:24pm Wed 21 Dec 11
ivor
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2:24pm Wed 21 Dec 11
Edna_Welthorpe_
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2:35pm Wed 21 Dec 11
ivor wrote:'What more do I want?' That, Ivor, is a very dangerous question to ask a woman and I shall refrain from answering it for fear of bamboozling you. Needless to say, some tired old paper chains sagged over my trim and tight arches are not what I have in mind, nor is this preposterous LED tree sucking the life from everything with its overpowering shine. Worse, your vapid, hollow baubles swinging about the place like deflated balloons would only signify, to me, that the party is over.
Re the comments of Edna_Welthorpe_ at 10:05pm
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Yes, it's essential to have well hung baubles at Christmas time. A tree does not look right without them. I has pure glass baubles, they may be very fragile but they look terrific however I did see a tree this year with pure white baubles covered with glitter which looked nice.
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I have shown you a picture of my Paul Jones paper chains and you tell just by looking at them how old they are. What more do you want?
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Indeed my paltry income means that financial ruin could be around the next corner but I must soldier on and try my best. Those newfangled LED bulbs don't take that much to work indeed I bought the same wattage in LED's as my old filament bulbs used to draw so there will be no extra expense from running the Christmas tree lights even though there are more bulbs.
ivor
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2:39pm Wed 21 Dec 11
Edna_Welthorpe_
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2:58pm Wed 21 Dec 11
ivor wrote:Underneath the sign 'Carol Singers Will Be Shot On Sight'.
Re the comments of Edna_Welthorpe_ at 2:35pm
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I can assure you that the party at Bigun Hall is anything but over!
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Well, let me assure you personally there is no need to doubt my integrity. Indeed I have never been called a cad or a bounder before....
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There is a holly bush at the Hall right the end of the formal lawn, its in the neighbouring property and earlier in the year I hacked it back with some shears to stop it goring over the fence. Maybe I should have left it then I could have used the holly to make a wreath to hang on the door of the Hall?
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I'm sure a wreath would look under the lovely stained glass window in the front door....
ivor
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3:04pm Wed 21 Dec 11
Edna_Welthorpe_
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3:13pm Wed 21 Dec 11
ivor wrote:There was a lovely service at All Saints a few weeks ago with local schools; I've seen some in the town centre. Some neighbourhood children used to make half-hearted attempts round my way. Perhaps a blog for the decline in carol singing is in order, though what with your hatred of trick-or-treaters perhaps your house is on a list that gets distributed to schools as a 'no go' area, hence no visitors. Had to say this Ivor, but just because something doesn't beat a path to the doors of Bigun Hall doesn't mean it doesn't exist or signifies a moral decline and the beginning of the end.
Re the comments of Edna_Welthorpe_ at 2:58pm
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No, I would not shoot them, well not if they sang nicely!
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Does anyone go carol singing any more? It's years since any singers visited the Hall on Christmas Eve....
ivor
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3:32pm Wed 21 Dec 11
Lawrence Linehan
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6:48pm Wed 21 Dec 11
ivor wrote:Ho Ho Ho!!!
Re the comments of gotanybiscuits? at 8:23pm
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Yes, everything is well hung at Bigun Hall....
ivor
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6:49pm Wed 21 Dec 11
ivor
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6:49pm Wed 21 Dec 11
Morag
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11:04pm Wed 21 Dec 11
Edna_Welthorpe_ wrote:Saw your photo in the Times today, Edna :-)
ivor wrote: Re the comments of Edna_Welthorpe_ at 2:58pm ~ No, I would not shoot them, well not if they sang nicely! ~ Does anyone go carol singing any more? It's years since any singers visited the Hall on Christmas Eve....There was a lovely service at All Saints a few weeks ago with local schools; I've seen some in the town centre. Some neighbourhood children used to make half-hearted attempts round my way. Perhaps a blog for the decline in carol singing is in order, though what with your hatred of trick-or-treaters perhaps your house is on a list that gets distributed to schools as a 'no go' area, hence no visitors. Had to say this Ivor, but just because something doesn't beat a path to the doors of Bigun Hall doesn't mean it doesn't exist or signifies a moral decline and the beginning of the end. . With my Ivor hanky-hat on: 'Perhaps children do not see the value of singing carols any more and would prefer to stay at home on their newfangled phones playing computer games? What do you think?' . Edna's finished for xmas and is on the cooking sherry. Time for a lie down.
ivor
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11:05pm Wed 21 Dec 11
Morag
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11:21pm Wed 21 Dec 11
ivor
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11:40pm Wed 21 Dec 11
ivor
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11:40pm Wed 21 Dec 11
ivor
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11:40pm Wed 21 Dec 11
ivor
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11:40pm Wed 21 Dec 11
Milford12
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10:08am Thu 22 Dec 11
Edna_Welthorpe_
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11:18am Thu 22 Dec 11
ivor wrote:Not sure which page in The Times, but you'l also find me in The Sun on Page 3, Ivor: have a look this afternoon.
Re the comments of Morag at 11:04pm
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Really? Which page?
Morag
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11:33am Thu 22 Dec 11
Edna_Welthorpe_ wrote:Funnily enough, it was Page 3 of The Times too :-))
ivor wrote: Re the comments of Morag at 11:04pm ~ Really? Which page?Not sure which page in The Times, but you'l also find me in The Sun on Page 3, Ivor: have a look this afternoon.
Morag
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11:36am Thu 22 Dec 11
ivor wrote:Oh Ivor, Ivor, Ivor - you are a naughty boy. You have changed your blog again haven't you?
Re the comments of Morag at 11:21pm ~ My tree is 7ft and the angel goes on the top making it over seven feet going on eight. ~ Where have I said that my tree is eight feet this year? ~ Indeed I did measure the oven to obtain the largest turkey that would fit in indeed that is normal practice for my family at Christmas. ~ As you know the economic crisis is biting hard and this year I do not have that much spare money. If things get any worse it may soon be me turning up at the homeless shelter seeking help....
Morag
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11:41am Thu 22 Dec 11
ivor
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1:35am Fri 23 Dec 11
ivor
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1:35am Fri 23 Dec 11
ivor
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1:35am Fri 23 Dec 11
ivor
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1:35am Fri 23 Dec 11
ivor
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1:35am Fri 23 Dec 11
ivor
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1:35am Fri 23 Dec 11
ivor
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1:35am Fri 23 Dec 11
ivor
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1:36am Fri 23 Dec 11
gotanybiscuits?
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10:10am Fri 23 Dec 11
ivor wrote:however could anybody misunderstand one of Igors thoroughly researched, well written, spell checked blogs??
Re the comments of Morag at 11:41am ~ Oh dear, I fear you have misunderstood....
Morag
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3:09pm Fri 23 Dec 11
ivor wrote:Ah well, what's 12 inches between friends?
Re the comments of Morag at 11:41am ~ Oh dear, I fear you have misunderstood....
Morag
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3:12pm Fri 23 Dec 11
gotanybiscuits? wrote::-)) Merry Christmas, gotanybiscuits?!
ivor wrote: Re the comments of Morag at 11:41am ~ Oh dear, I fear you have misunderstood....however could anybody misunderstand one of Igors thoroughly researched, well written, spell checked blogs?? . Merry Christmas, Morag
Morag
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3:14pm Fri 23 Dec 11
ivor wrote:P.S. It was in Times2....
Re the comments of Morag at 11:33am ~ I shall take a look....
ivor
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2:24am Sat 24 Dec 11
ivor
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2:24am Sat 24 Dec 11
ivor
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2:24am Sat 24 Dec 11
ivor
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2:24am Sat 24 Dec 11
ivor
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2:24am Sat 24 Dec 11
ivor
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2:25am Sat 24 Dec 11
ivor
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2:25am Sat 24 Dec 11
ivor
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2:25am Sat 24 Dec 11
ivor
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2:25am Sat 24 Dec 11
ImpeturbableLawrence
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11:58pm Sat 24 Dec 11
ivor wrote:Like in your truly unbelievable paedophile blog?
Re the comments of gotanybiscuits? at 10:10am ~ I try my best but sometimes mistakes and misunderstandings are likely to happen....
ImpeturbableLawrence
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11:58pm Sat 24 Dec 11
ivor wrote:Like in your truly unbelievable paedophile blog?
Re the comments of gotanybiscuits? at 10:10am ~ I try my best but sometimes mistakes and misunderstandings are likely to happen....
ivor
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1:51am Tue 27 Dec 11
ImpeturbableLawrence
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2:59pm Tue 27 Dec 11
ImpeturbableLawrence
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3:00pm Tue 27 Dec 11
ivor
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3:02pm Tue 27 Dec 11
ivor
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3:03pm Tue 27 Dec 11
ImpeturbableLawrence
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3:30pm Tue 27 Dec 11
ImpeturbableLawrence
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3:30pm Tue 27 Dec 11
ivor
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3:49pm Tue 27 Dec 11
ivor
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3:49pm Tue 27 Dec 11
Lawrence Linehan
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11:18pm Tue 27 Dec 11
Lawrence Linehan
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11:20pm Tue 27 Dec 11
ImpeturbableLawrence wrote:I stick with that.
I can assure you it was obviously imagined or HIGHLY exaggerated.
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Mama36 says...
7:33pm Tue 20 Dec 11