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Making money on the internet

By ivor »

The ravages of the current economic climate are starting to take their toll on yours truly.

I’m not saying the wolf is knocking on my door just yet however I fear he is about half way down the drive.

Recently I have tried to bolster my income by selling a few items on a well known internet auction site.

My thought was that a couple of pounds here and a few pence there should surely soon add up and help my out of the tight spot in which I find myself.

For quite a while the thought of selling a few items seemed appealing but the cost of each listing was simply too much however every few weeks they do a free listing weekend which is a most welcome offer.

Waiting for the first bidder to come along can be quite entertaining not to mention having a go at marketing some quite obscure items such as a broken light bulb, an envelope of bubble wrap and a box of polystyrene packaging which came from something purchased by myself on the same site.

Naturally yours truly has tried to raise the most possible for my items indeed on some occasions I have put a higher than normal value on them after all the listing costs nothing so why not bump up the price and hope that someone is foolish enough to buy?

All was going well until the other week when an abusive message arrived from a bidder ridiculing my inflated prices which I thought quite rude.

When buying items myself I feel it polite to pay promptly and always leave feedback but for some reason the people purchasing from me don’t seem to share my ideals.

About half of the people who bought haven’t bothered to leave feedback which is most disappointing however at least they haven’t left negative feedback.

Some of the bidders haven’t even bothered to pay for their items resulting in me having to open a non-payment case to avoid the auction site taking their cut of the final sale price and leaving me out of pocket.

I even prepared several items for posting in the hope they were paid for later that evening but sadly they weren’t resulting in my time being wasted hand writing the address label and the loss of several pence on a plastic envelope which had the label affixed to it.

It seems the whole internet auction game is geared in favour of the buyer leaving the poor seller at their mercy.

On the items that have sold the postal charges and fees from the auction site has eaten into any profits leaving me with a very small amount for my efforts.

Is selling items on the internet worth it?

I am beginning to think not, it has more of an entertainment value than the ability to make a sustainable income.

What do you think?

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Comments(60)

fishyfingers says...
9:10pm Thu 19 Jan 12

i know what you mean ivor! i paid for a 30 minute cam show from a hot blonde girl. once i paid my money and the image appeared - it was of some small naked man in korea pleasuring himself

ivor says...
9:41pm Thu 19 Jan 12

Re the comments of fishyfingers at 9:10pm
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Oh dear. That wasn't the sort of thing I was talking about indeed I fear your comment has defiled my blog.
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After reading your comment I am off to have a lay down....

Lawrence Linehan says...
10:46pm Thu 19 Jan 12

LOL!

ivor says...
10:48pm Thu 19 Jan 12

Re the comments of Lawrence Linehan at 10:46pm
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What is there to laugh about?

Lawrence Linehan says...
11:23pm Thu 19 Jan 12

ivor wrote:
Re the comments of Lawrence Linehan at 10:46pm
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What is there to laugh about?
LOL!

Lawrence Linehan says...
11:24pm Thu 19 Jan 12

ivor wrote:
Re the comments of Lawrence Linehan at 10:46pm
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What is there to laugh about?
The 'defilement' of your blog - how can you 'defile' excrement?

ivor says...
11:27pm Thu 19 Jan 12

Re the comments of Lawrence Linehan at 11:23pm
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No, there is nothing to laugh about on this blog.
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Do you find it funny me getting all those items ready to post then having to undo them because the buyer did not pay?

Lawrence Linehan says...
11:27pm Thu 19 Jan 12

Carry on lying down - see if you can relieve your tension.

ivor says...
11:27pm Thu 19 Jan 12

Re the comments of Lawrence Linehan at 11:24pm
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But my blog is not excrement!
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I spent ages writing them proof reading this blog especially for your enjoyment....

ivor says...
11:28pm Thu 19 Jan 12

Re the comments of Lawrence Linehan at 11:27pm
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I have now overcome the shock of the first comment....

Lawrence Linehan says...
11:29pm Thu 19 Jan 12

I AM enjoying it - and 'fishyfingers' comments.

ivor says...
11:30pm Thu 19 Jan 12

Re the comments of Lawrence Linehan at 11:29pm
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So long as you are enjoying my blog then all is well however the first comment was a bit close....

Lawrence Linehan says...
11:32pm Thu 19 Jan 12

Why don't you sell the copyright to your blogs? (Michael Jackson did it and became very rich.)

Lawrence Linehan says...
11:33pm Thu 19 Jan 12

Although in Jackson's case they were songs not blogs.

Lawrence Linehan says...
11:34pm Thu 19 Jan 12

ivor wrote:
Re the comments of Lawrence Linehan at 11:27pm
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I have now overcome the shock of the first comment....
Good.

Lawrence Linehan says...
11:35pm Thu 19 Jan 12

Lawrence Linehan wrote:
ivor wrote:
Re the comments of Lawrence Linehan at 11:27pm
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I have now overcome the shock of the first comment....
Good.
(What a relief!)

ivor says...
11:57pm Thu 19 Jan 12

Re the comments of Lawrence Linehan at 11:32pm
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Well, that is an option of last resort after all my blogs may end up in the wrong hands....

ivor says...
11:57pm Thu 19 Jan 12

Re the comments of Lawrence Linehan at 11:33pm
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What is the difference between an song and a blog?

ivor says...
11:57pm Thu 19 Jan 12

Re the comments of Lawrence Linehan at 11:34pm
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It was a most traumatic event reading my blog and seeing that as the first comment....

ivor says...
11:58pm Thu 19 Jan 12

Re the comments of Lawrence Linehan at 11:35pm
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Indeed the event has passed and life can carry on....

M Hilton says...
4:27pm Fri 20 Jan 12

I just wanted to confess, When we bid on your items Ivor, the intention was there to buy and pay but then after I clicked buy, the pop up of a Korean woman doing a naked dance came - well that took my last pennies and hence no payment for your goods.

Just blame it on the pop ups.

Mama36 says...
4:41pm Fri 20 Jan 12

I would stick to car boot sales Ivor!!!

Morag says...
5:52pm Fri 20 Jan 12

Was it a broken eco bulb? Did you put it in a room with a canary to check all the toxic gas had evaporated?

brachyura says...
8:27pm Fri 20 Jan 12

You could always select a bunch of your blogs and sell them for the kindle on Amazon.

I believe Colin Baker published a book of his columns recently....

ivor says...
8:35pm Fri 20 Jan 12

Re the comments of M Hilton at 4:27pm
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Oh dear, having such a dreadful pop-up appear must have been so distressing for you. I do hope that you complained....

ivor says...
8:35pm Fri 20 Jan 12

Re the comments of Mama36 at 4:41pm
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Actually I have never been to a car boot sale.
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Maybe I should write a blog about them?

ivor says...
8:36pm Fri 20 Jan 12

Re the comments of Morag at 5:52pm
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Those eco bulbs are so dangerous, only this evening I was called around to my neighbours to deal with one. A most harrowing experience. Thankfully the bulb had not cracked so I have wrapped it in cotton wool then sealed it in a plastic bag before putting it in cardboard box with plenty of packaging around it. Tomorrow I will have to take the infernal thing to the dump. If you see a car going along Cressex road very slowly with all the windows wound down it could well be yours truly....

ivor says...
8:36pm Fri 20 Jan 12

Re the comments of brachyura at 8:27pm
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That's a good idea. The question is would anyone buy it?

fishyfingers says...
10:26pm Fri 20 Jan 12

ivor wrote:
Re the comments of fishyfingers at 9:10pm
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Oh dear. That wasn't the sort of thing I was talking about indeed I fear your comment has defiled my blog.
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After reading your comment I am off to have a lay down....
your off to lay down and think of people pleasuring themselves?

ivor says...
10:35pm Fri 20 Jan 12

Re the comments of fishyfingers at 10:26pm
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Good heavens! Of course not, once again your comments are rather close.
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I have spent my whole life thinking clean and pure thoughts and I find reading such comments very distressing....

ImpeturbableLawrence says...
12:07am Sat 21 Jan 12

ivor wrote:
Re the comments of Morag at 5:52pm
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Those eco bulbs are so dangerous, only this evening I was called around to my neighbours to deal with one. A most harrowing experience. Thankfully the bulb had not cracked so I have wrapped it in cotton wool then sealed it in a plastic bag before putting it in cardboard box with plenty of packaging around it. Tomorrow I will have to take the infernal thing to the dump. If you see a car going along Cressex road very slowly with all the windows wound down it could well be yours truly....
I was trying to think what mental picture all this reminded me of and then I remembered – Lt Davies’ famous journey slowly carrying a gigantic unexploded German bomb from St Paul’s Cathedral on the back of a lorry to the Hackney marshes in September 1940 – will the streets be cleared for you and the infernal bulb as they were for Lt Davies (HE was awarded the George Cross).

Have you considered placing the bulb, in its cotton wool, sealed in its plastic bag, in the cardboard box with plenty of packaging around it into a container of water as well?

ImpeturbableLawrence says...
12:10am Sat 21 Jan 12

M Hilton wrote:
I just wanted to confess, When we bid on your items Ivor, the intention was there to buy and pay but then after I clicked buy, the pop up of a Korean woman doing a naked dance came - well that took my last pennies and hence no payment for your goods.

Just blame it on the pop ups.
Do you get a lot of pop ups while watching naked Korean women?

WHICH website was this on did you say?

ImpeturbableLawrence says...
12:14am Sat 21 Jan 12

ivor wrote:
Re the comments of fishyfingers at 10:26pm
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Good heavens! Of course not, once again your comments are rather close.
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I have spent my whole life thinking clean and pure thoughts and I find reading such comments very distressing....
'I have spent my whole life thinking clean and pure thoughts'. Why don't you try looking at naked Koreans - just for a change for a little while - in case you liked it?
(It might inspire further pure thoughts - you never know.)

ivor says...
12:32am Sat 21 Jan 12

Re the comments of ImpeturbableLawrence at 12:07am
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Indeed placing the box containing the bulb a bucket of water would be an excellent idea after all the water would filter out the poisonous gas if the glass broke however if there is a breakage I could end up with a bucket of contaminated water on my hands.
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Of course I could bury the whole she bang in my neighbours garden but that may contaminate the ground.... These eco bulbs are just so dangerous.... It may be easier dealing with a unexploded bomb....

ivor says...
12:32am Sat 21 Jan 12

Re the comments of ImpeturbableLawrence at 12:10am
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I don't think we need to know which web site it was on....

ivor says...
12:32am Sat 21 Jan 12

Re the comments of ImpeturbableLawrence at 12:14am
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Oh dear, I would never consider looking at such terrible images.
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I have enough of a job cutting inappropriate pictures out of the daily papers without causing myself the worry of looking at web sites....

ImpeturbableLawrence says...
12:33am Sat 21 Jan 12

LOL

ivor says...
12:39am Sat 21 Jan 12

Re the comments of ImpeturbableLawrence at 12:33am
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What is so funny?

ivor says...
12:39am Sat 21 Jan 12

Re the comments of ImpeturbableLawrence at 12:33am
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What is so funny?

ivor says...
12:39am Sat 21 Jan 12

Re the comments of ImpeturbableLawrence at 12:33am
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What is so funny?

Morag says...
9:57am Sat 21 Jan 12

ivor wrote:
Re the comments of Morag at 5:52pm ~ Those eco bulbs are so dangerous, only this evening I was called around to my neighbours to deal with one. A most harrowing experience. Thankfully the bulb had not cracked so I have wrapped it in cotton wool then sealed it in a plastic bag before putting it in cardboard box with plenty of packaging around it. Tomorrow I will have to take the infernal thing to the dump. If you see a car going along Cressex road very slowly with all the windows wound down it could well be yours truly....
No need to spend all your Ebay profit on petrol by driving to the dump. You can recycle eco bulbs at Robert Dyas when you are on your lunch time perambulation next week. Just make sure that you hand the right plastic bag in, you wouldn't want to lose your sandwiches....
.
Seriously, there is a light bulb recycling locator here for readers who may be interested: http://www.recolight
.co.uk/FREE-Recyclin
g/

ImpeturbableLawrence says...
12:32pm Sat 21 Jan 12

ivor wrote:
Re the comments of ImpeturbableLawrence at 12:10am
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I don't think we need to know which web site it was on....
I just wanted to know so I could avoid it.

ivor says...
5:10pm Sun 22 Jan 12

Re the comments of Morag at 9:57am on Sat 21 Jan 12
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Surely its rather risky taking the bulb into the town town centre after all if it was to break the cloud of gas would hang over the High Street and poison thousands....
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At least at Booker the cloud of vapour can dissipate over the open countryside....

ivor says...
5:11pm Sun 22 Jan 12

Re the comments of ImpeturbableLawrence at 12:32pm on Sat 21 Jan 12
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That's a relief to hear, for a moment I thought you wanted to know so you could take a look at it!

ivor says...
5:11pm Sun 22 Jan 12

Re the comments of ImpeturbableLawrence at 12:32pm on Sat 21 Jan 12
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That's a relief to hear, for a moment I thought you wanted to know so you could take a look at it!

Alberto The Great says...
9:30am Mon 23 Jan 12

Ivor, you are a total W@nker. That's utter **** about the eco lamps, and you know it.

Alberto The Great says...
9:38am Mon 23 Jan 12

The word blocked out above is b*lox

ivor says...
7:16pm Mon 23 Jan 12

Re the comments of Alberto The Great at 9:30am
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From what I have heard these newfangled eco bulbs sound pretty dangerous to me so I'm not taking any chances....

ivor says...
7:16pm Mon 23 Jan 12

Re the comments of Alberto The Great at 9:38am
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I ma afraid that I do not understand that word indeed being a pure and gentle person my vocabulary does not extend to understanding any words that could be the lightest bit rude....

Alberto The Great says...
7:21pm Mon 23 Jan 12

ivor wrote:
Re the comments of Alberto The Great at 9:38am
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I ma afraid that I do not understand that word indeed being a pure and gentle person my vocabulary does not extend to understanding any words that could be the lightest bit rude....
And that's also a load of B*llox, coming from a character that often loads his blogs and blog comment replies with vulgar innuendo.

Pure? Yeah... tell that to the little girls you look away from, least you contaminate your vulgar mind even further,

ivor says...
7:24pm Mon 23 Jan 12

Re the comments of Alberto The Great at 7:21pm
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I'm not aware of my good self using any “vulgar innuendo”! Pray tell me where this has happened on my blog....
~
Indeed my mind is pure and I want it to stay that way, I looked away from that child to for a very good reason indeed you should be pulling the child up for dressing in such a dreadful way.

Alberto The Great says...
7:35pm Mon 23 Jan 12

ivor wrote:
Re the comments of Alberto The Great at 7:21pm
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I'm not aware of my good self using any “vulgar innuendo”! Pray tell me where this has happened on my blog....
~
Indeed my mind is pure and I want it to stay that way, I looked away from that child to for a very good reason indeed you should be pulling the child up for dressing in such a dreadful way.
Says the man who's name itself is vulgarity personified...

And children do not walk the streets of High Wycombe wearing clothing that is overtly sexual to the degree that you describe. It is your depraved mind working overtime to create inappropriate sexual thoughts.

ivor says...
7:37pm Mon 23 Jan 12

Re the comments of Alberto The Great at 7:35pm
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What's wrong with my name? I do hope you are not reading something into it that is not correct?
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The child I saw was dressed inappropriately. I fail to see how you can contradict me and you did not seem them yourself....

ivor says...
7:37pm Mon 23 Jan 12

Re the comments of Alberto The Great at 7:35pm
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What's wrong with my name? I do hope you are not reading something into it that is not correct?
~
The child I saw was dressed inappropriately. I fail to see how you can contradict me and you did not seem them yourself....

Alberto The Great says...
7:42pm Mon 23 Jan 12

You chose your characters' name deliberately, and in the full knowledge of its true meaning.

Why do you continue to come the all ignorant of its innuendos implication, having had it pointed out to you on numerous occasions?

ivor says...
7:44pm Mon 23 Jan 12

Re the comments of Alberto The Great at 7:42pm
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I am not a “character”, I am a real person and my name was never intended to reflect anything rude indeed anything that is the merest bit close is inferred by your own mind....

Alberto The Great says...
7:55pm Mon 23 Jan 12

ivor wrote:
Re the comments of Alberto The Great at 7:42pm
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I am not a “character”, I am a real person and my name was never intended to reflect anything rude indeed anything that is the merest bit close is inferred by your own mind....
Not just my mind, but the entire staff and readership of the BFP, along with the majority of the UK adult population. We all know exactly what your character's name means.

You know this only too well, and it was fully intended from the very first day your character put pen to paper.

ivor says...
7:57pm Mon 23 Jan 12

Re the comments of Alberto The Great at 7:55pm
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Not at all.
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I am a clean living person who detests vulgarity and obscenity.

Alberto The Great says...
8:02pm Mon 23 Jan 12

ivor wrote:
Re the comments of Alberto The Great at 7:55pm
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Not at all.
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I am a clean living person who detests vulgarity and obscenity.
Au contraire...

ivor says...
8:04pm Mon 23 Jan 12

Re the comments of Alberto The Great at 8:02pm
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I have to look up “Au contraire” to find out what it meant....
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No, it is not my intention to cause, upset, inflame or offend. Sadly it seems to happen but I honestly do not go looking to create trouble....


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