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Some people think I'm a woman of extremes, some people say it...but I say... Megalomania? Don't knock it till you've tried it! In my twenty year attempt to take over the world, I've literally doubled my size just to get more personal space. Desperate times, call for elasticated tape measures. So let the delusions begin. Wry times indeed.

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