THIS column has given High Wycombe mayor Jane White a licence to thrill after pairing her in a car with James Bond legend Sean Connery.

I recruited the services of the former 007 after Jane admitted, in an interview with our sister paper The South Bucks Star, she would love to see him in her beloved VW Polo.

Jane was being questioned for the Star’s weekly Me and My Motor feature which asked her: “Who would be your perfect passenger and why.”

She replied: “Sean Connery – to be going along in your car with him sitting alongside you would be amazing, wouldn’t it?”

So here you are Jane, I hope you are shaken and stirred by this after I fixed it for your dream to come true, and I’ve also listed below a top ten James Bond movie list in honour of Jane’s colleagues on Wycombe District Council.

Top ten Wycombe District Council movies starring James Bond: 1. The Man With The Golden Chain,(it should really be “The Men and Women With the Golden Chains” because you can’t miss ‘em when you walk into the council chamber).

2. Muckracker (I know that’s no way to speak of the opposition, but they do like to dish the dirt about the ruling party).

3. From Radnage With Love (they’ve got a parish council and High Wycombe hasn’t).

4. Goldchainer (yes, they really do like their bling).

5. For Your Eyes Only (another confidential document they don’t want the public to see).

6. Dr No (they’ll refuse to reopen Holywell Mead pool even if your GP says it’s good for your health).

7. A View to a Cull (proposal to trap and destroy the pigeons in the town centre).

8. Die Another Day (if animal right protesters appealed, they could send the pigeon plan to judicial review).

9. You Only Stand For Election Twice (in the district and council elections, although you could also become a parish councillor as well).

10. Licence To Tax (yes, I know it doesn’t quite make sense, but neither does my council tax bill so I’m going to leave it in).