I’ve recently discovered the Beach Boys.

God Only Knows how many times I’ve listened to their songs- they cheer me up and send these good vibrations down my spine. Whenever I’m out and think of them, I can hear music. Wouldn’t it be nice if everyone could do that? I don’t get around that much but all summer long that’s been my chosen music genre.

My girlfriend is a keen fan too. When I took my darling out one night, we got back and then I kissed her. She’s so good to me- when I feel bad she comes around and tells me not to worry baby (our pet name for each other). I’ve felt like this before (two girls come to mind - Wendy and Rhonda (she needed help) - but this is real- before I was just a fool falling in love. Why do they do that?

We went to Newquay a while back. She doesn’t surf, but if she did I bet she’d be the hottest surfer girl around. I myself do not surf either- surfing seems a little dangerous to me. It seems to be a USA thing anyway...

How many Beach Boy songs can you find directly or indirectly named or referenced to in the above text? Answers in comments below. Winners will receive a hypothetical bottle of Surf.