IT’S ironic that the Transport Secretary who is set to ruin part of our green belt with High Speed 2 is called Greening (as in Justine).

Perhaps she should rename herself Browning on account that she has really browned off the people of Bucks.

Or perhaps we should simply roll over and give up all of our Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty to trains and rename it the Greening Belt instead.

Or just maybe someone in power with a little bit of sense can save us by telling Greening to belt up over the green belt.